bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

(Source: ouijasquiji, via kuroostetsurous)

charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.

(via totalmoetoolbag)

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

My parents come from different continents and people often wonder how my Chinese / Filipina mother met my British father. I’m usually always open to share the story. But there was one instance where I started telling the story and a white friend interrupted with: “wait wait, was your mom a mail order bride??”

Get the fuck out of my face.

(via totalmoetoolbag)

thefallthatfollows:

I know exactly what I want and who I want to be. I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine. I’m now becoming my own self-fulfilled prophecy. Oh no!

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scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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(via totalmoetoolbag)

http://heyyitsmags.tumblr.com/post/92634550996
"It took me so long to realize that I never loved you and you never loved me, we only loved the idea of each other. And that should’ve made everything less painful, but it didn’t! Because In the end I still loved and I still lost."
- …I’m still losing myself (via demorxlise)

(via demorxlise)

http://heyyitsmags.tumblr.com/post/92634526386
http://heyyitsmags.tumblr.com/post/92634183231/beyondtheoath-sometimes-cah-hits-too-close-to
"Information is a lot like water; it’s hard to hold on to, and hard to keep from leaking away."
- Ruth Ozeki, A Tale for the Time Being (via wordsnquotes)

(via wordsnquotes)

http://heyyitsmags.tumblr.com/post/92578467561
http://heyyitsmags.tumblr.com/post/92548207161/courtmoly-and-meet-me-there-bundles-of

paralol:

PLEASE INSERT THOU HEADPHONES INTO THOU EAR HOLES 

Paramore-Still Into You 

But this ain’t any still into you, lets see what we got here. 

Left ear we got BBCs Big Weekend performance and the acoustic version from 98.7. In the right ear we got the studio version and Live from MTV and in the center we have the Hayleys studio vocals 

(PS. yeah it kinda falls apart a bit at the end but I say I did a pretty good job melding together 5 tracks played at slightly different tempos..) 

Enjoy! 

(via everowlskies)

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faypunk:

all love should be conditional. those who would hurt you do not deserve your love and that is a perfectly acceptable condition.

(Source: apollolras, via totalmoetoolbag)