thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

(via rand-kai)

weepingangel221b:

musicalflashinglights:

queerpunkhamlet:

overlypolitebisexual:

as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens

you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent

keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.

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well done supernatural fandom, well done

(via rand-kai)

adorlng-fan:

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snarkydiscolizard:

"i’m sad and idk how to feel better"

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"i don’t know what to draw"

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"i always mess up"

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"BUT I SUCK"

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(via rand-kai)

"

He: What’s the matter with you?

Me: Nothing.

Nothing was slowly clotting my arteries. Nothing slowly numbing my soul. Caught by nothing, saying nothing, nothingness becomes me. When I am nothing they will say surprised in the way that they are forever surprised, “but there was nothing the matter with her.

"
- Jeanette Winterson (via observando)

(via blmartin)

http://heyyitsmags.tumblr.com/post/97740162256
http://heyyitsmags.tumblr.com/post/97740126461/thisshitfunny-madredenutrias-wait-wait

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween

booooooooooobs

fuck you this is golden

(via roxoah)

http://heyyitsmags.tumblr.com/post/97739944561
http://heyyitsmags.tumblr.com/post/97739735006/alteregodiego-kitchen-interiors
http://heyyitsmags.tumblr.com/post/97739588806/blanksexual-this-applies-to-so-many-people-i
http://heyyitsmags.tumblr.com/post/97729523591